I know the names of ten incredibly lucky people in regards to my goodreads.com Book Giveaway…but I’m not tellin’!
Uh-huh. That’s right.
*Ten humans have been chosen to receive a signed
copy of A Date with Fate (The Adventures of Anabel Axelrod) delivered to their mailboxes sometime within the next…
Forty thousand three hundred and twenty minutes.
*I admit this is an assumption on my part and goodreads.com is in no way responsible for me believing the winners of my Giveaway are human, or indeed, even from Earth. This is a book geared towards romantic fantasy versus Sci-fi/Fantasy, so I just figured it was a safe bet. Although, now that you’ve brought it up, I suppose it’s probable there would be some ding-dong aliens out there that don’t understand english. They might get their genres mixed-up and entered my Giveaway in error. In which event, I have made an ass out of you and me, but more me than you, by assuming all readers are english speaking humans and/or all aliens are superior beings that don’t make very human mistakes. I apologize for thinking and shan’t make a habit of it.
So, now that we’ve cleared that issue up, please check my blog for news of future book events and, as always, I wish everyone in the Universe…
p.s. If you read this post, please don’t be too frightened to read my book. It’s not my fault what I write.
p.s.s. Should you be an alien winner of my book and feel like I, in some small way, talked smack about aliens; please do not shake my house and remove me from my peaceful bed to perform an anal probe. I am totally not up for that, especially not after the day I had today, and would have to retaliate. That’s how wars start, in case you were wondering.
p.s.s.s. The books were mailed out on Saturday 11/17/12–so be on the lookout for delivery via slow boat from China book rate within seven-ten thousand business days. Thanks again for participating!